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Wednesday, 18 May 2011

Rest Easy, Speakeasies, The "Ninja Robber" Has Been Caught


MARION COUNTY, Fla. - The so-called "ninja robber" investigators have been searching for in Marion County was arrested late Monday night. Ryan McCullough was arrested at a hotel, and police said they found some of the items stolen in the room. McCullough is accused of holding up several businesses in Marion County over the past two months. "There have been many of characters that we have come across but this guy is kind of unique," said Ocala Police Department Detective Matt Bos. Surveillance video released on Monday showed him in an Ocala Kangaroo convenience store robbery as a worker was held at gunpoint. The name started because McCullough would dress in mostly black and crouches below the windows until he gets to the door and then sneaks inside and robs it.

Trust me, this guy ain't no freakin' ninja. First of all, ninjas don't get caught. Second of all, not to be racist, but everyone knows there are no black ninjas. Third of all, I am absolutely positive there are no ninjas in Florida or New Jersey for that matter. Not their style. Shitty states.  Bang. Pay attention!

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