"Hardcore Parkour"

Nice try, homes. What the fuck is wrong with these people? The amount of sympathy I have for this dude wouldn't fill a thimble. You wanna play with the big boys? Get out of the kiddie park!  Small time dickwads play in small time arenas and it doesn't get any more small time than this pathetic attempt.  Destined for a life ridin' buses in the minor leagues with no hope for the call-up to the show.  Parkour pussy.  Bang.  Done.  Pay attention.

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