Looks like Minka's havin' a way better year than Jeter, huh? Esquire named her the sexiest woman alive or some shit like that and now she's set to star in a new blockbuster TV series. The Captain, on the other hand, is suckin' like an industrial strength Hoover. He's lost his power, is hittin' about .240 and leads the league in ground ball outs. His Yankees dropped 3 in a row to the Red Sox and followed that up with an embarassing loss to the Tampa Bay Rays.
Don't be shedding any tears for the Kid from Kalamazoo, though. He's still one of the highest paid infielders in the game with an annual average salary of about $17 Million for the next 3 years and will have earned over $250 Million throughout his career when all is said and done. Add to that the fact that he's bangin' one of Charlie's Angels and I don't think we'll be holdin' any benefit dinners for this aging shortstop any time soon. Come to think of it, he makes my life look like dogshit. Hey Derek, wanna trade?
Don't be shedding any tears for the Kid from Kalamazoo, though. He's still one of the highest paid infielders in the game with an annual average salary of about $17 Million for the next 3 years and will have earned over $250 Million throughout his career when all is said and done. Add to that the fact that he's bangin' one of Charlie's Angels and I don't think we'll be holdin' any benefit dinners for this aging shortstop any time soon. Come to think of it, he makes my life look like dogshit. Hey Derek, wanna trade?
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