Stuntman Marriage Proposal

Don't do it brah.  Don't marry this chick.  Clearly there wasn't the appropriate amount of fear and horror on her face.  Like if a chick was totally into you, she'd be absolutely freakin' the fuck out when you "fell" off the building.  This chick was as calm as shit.  Like I think she might already have a life insurance policy on your ass.  She was picturing all the stuff that's yours now bein' hers.  Don't do it.  Next time you take a header off a building, she'll be pushin' your ass....

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