Hey Ronnie, or Metta, or whatever the fuck your name is - get off the stage. No one's interested. There's a difference between funny and just plain weird and you my friend are a certified freakin' goofball. I know, I know, the hoops career is windin' down so you gotta be thinkin' about Plan B, but trust me bro, this ain't it. Do us all a favor and put your money in some stable mutual funds, stay home and watch Lifetime. That big yellow ball in the sky is the sunset - start ridin' off into it. Please, I'm beggin' ya. Bang. Done. Pay attention!
Wednesday, 13 July 2011
The Lakers' Ron Artest/"Metta World Peace" Wants To Be A Stand-Up Comedian
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