Friday, 30 September 2011
"Sex" star and scandal come to Harvard
 Sarah Jessica Parker plays single girl Carrie Bradshaw in HBO's Sex and the City |
The Hasty Pudding Club--the oldest undergraduate theater organization in the country--hailed Sex and the City star Sarah Jessica Parker as its woman of the year Thursday at Harvard, hot on the heels of an embarrassing grand larceny charge brought against two of its members on Tuesday, the Associated Press reports.
Pudding members were ready for both, though, as their president Greg Padgett said--referring to the larceny charges, "If anything, it's brought us closer together. We're going to move ahead and have a great time today [with Parker]."
So they had a party.
Parker's award ceremony kicked off with a rowdy parade featuring the star riding comfortably in a red convertible Corvette, waving to students who lined the streets to take a peek at her.
As the parade came to a close in front of the Pudding Building, the group moved inside and onstage. There club members began a grueling roast, making Parker dance to songs from her previous movies ("Footloose" and "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun") and sing "Tomorrow" from Annie (the play that started her career).
Eventually, Harvard's The Crimson reports, the 36-year-old actress claimed her "pudding pot" (the award she came for), pronouncing, "This is the highest honor in the land."
When Parker spoke to reporters after the event, a Harvard Public Affairs official was there to prevent questioning about the two Harvard seniors--Suzanne Pomey and Randy Gomes, both 21--who were charged with grand larceny Tuesday and released without bail.
People reports that both of the accused admitted to using club credit cards to transfer close to $100,000 to their personal bank accounts, despite pleading not guilty of the charges.
nude photos of Vanessa Hudgens
It was reported as far back as March that Scarlett Johansson was one of nearly 50 celebrities who had their cell phones and computers infiltrated by a ring of hackers, and earlier today those reports seemed to be confirmed as two nude photos of the blond actress surfaced on BuzzFeed. (The original link is down but that one has both of the unedited Scarlett Johansson nude photos.)
One of the two images (seen above) features Johansson taking a full-length photo of herself in a mirror with her ScarJonkadonk exposed in the distance and her unmistakable face in the foreground.
The other photo is a bit more graphic as Scarlett exposes her right breast completely while posing for a rather erotic self portrait:
There was some debate early on about the authenticity of the pictures, but there are now reports that the F.B.I. is looking into them, which would seem to suggest they are legit. “The FBI is aware of the alleged hacking incident and is looking into it,” an FBI official told FoxNews.com.
If you remember, the hacking ring first made headlines when surfaced back in March. Since that time other compromising celebrity photos have been showing up on the internet, allegedly from the same group. Those who have been victimized so far include Vanessa, Scarlett, Julianne Hough (no nudes) and allegedly Blake Lively, though there is still some debate over the authenticity of the Blake Lively photos.
Other celebrities who reportedly had their information taken include Ali Larter, Busy Philipps, Miley Cyrus, Emma Caulfield, Addison Timlin and Renee Olstead.
Monday, 1 August 2011
Friday, 29 July 2011
Are Fake Testicles Obscene?
Woman Faces Trial for Fake Testicles
ADULTFYI - The police chief of a small South Carolina town will ask a jury to decide if a woman broke the state's obscenity laws by driving a pickup truck with plastic testicles hanging from the back. Bonneau Police Chief Franco Fuda ticketed Virginia Tice, 65, in early July at a local convenience store after spying the adornment dangling from her truck. South Carolina law considers a bumper sticker, decal or device indecent when it describes, in an offensive way as determined by contemporary community standards, "sexual acts, excretory functions, or parts of the human body." The offense carries a maximum fine of $445 but no jail time, Fuda said. "This is certainly not a staple of my ticket writing in Bonneau," the police chief told Reuters on Wednesday. The Charleston law firm Savage & Savage will represent Tice for free, attorney Scott Bischoff said. The trial had been scheduled for next week but was delayed because the defendant will be out of town. "She's such a sweet lady and she just says 'I don't want to pay the fine.' We'll let a jury decide whether this is really criminal behavior. I don't want to take away from the importance of free speech, but it's really comical," he said. Lawmakers in some states have sought to ban the colorful plastic or rubber devices that go by brand names such as Bulls Balls and Truck Nutz. Fuda said if the fake testicles were a free speech issue, "I don't know what they would be trying to express." "I went to (a) few websites that said, excuse the expression, 'show your nuts,'" he said. "I didn't see anywhere it said support your local proctologist or farmer."
This case is so simple it's stupid. You can't be dangling balls off the back of your truck. Same thing for fake dicks, assholes and vaginas. Just can't do it. Those four body parts can't be paraded down the highway. Any other parts of the body and you're okay. Fake arms or legs? No problem. Fake bloody head? No sweat. But you gotta keep the private parts inside the truck. Bang. Done. Pay attention!
