Now that's what I'm talkin' about. Asses for days. I'm such an ass man it's ridonkulous. I mean the face has to be there, but for me it's all about a GREAT ass. You can have your fake boobs. I'll take the back porch all day every day.
Is it possible? Could soccer be making a comeback here at the Speakeasy? Not sure - maybe it's more like hot chicks always bein' around and not needing a comeback. However, I highly recommend this experience for every national team. We could have our own titty tournament. Anyway, perky bunch of frauleins, huh?