Dude Shoots Himself At A Shooting Range

Man, I hate when that happens.  Just goes to show ya that any jamoke in the US can get a gun permit.  But I think if you shoot yourself, you should immediately lose the right to bear arms for the rest of your life.  I mean if ol' Quikdraw here can't keep from shooting himself, how safe are the rest of us?  Sorry, Pistol Pete, hand over the piece.  Bang.  Done.  Pay attention!

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It's Always In Florida

LAKEWOOD RANCH, FL. - Manatee County deputies have arrested a man for walking around naked and dancing. According to the Manatee County Sheriff's Office, 36-year-old Eric Echales was walking near Balmoral Woods Boulevard and Arnold Palmer Green in Lakewood Ranch Monday morning without any clothes on listening to his iPod and dancing. When Echales was asked why he was naked, he said he just, "Wanted to feel free". Echales says people were driving by laughing and blowing their horns, and that people were enjoying him being naked. On the way to the Manatee County Jail, Echales told the deputy that he didn't know he would be taken to jail for being naked, but it, "Felt good to be free." The report says he was under the influence of alcohol. He was arrested charged with Indecent Exposure and released on bond Friday.

I'll say it again.  Florida is the penis of America and needs to be castrated immediately.  Just an entire state full of whack-jobs and old folks driving with perpetual blinkers on.  Let's cut off this embarassment, let it float south and attach itself to cuba.  Bang.  Done.  Pay attention!

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