I'm so torn with this chick. I love that she's bat-shit crazy. I hate the freckles. I love that she parties like it's 1999. I wonder about the substance abuse. I love her ass. Not crazy about the face. I love that she's dangerous. I hate that she's a fame whore. I love that she's always half-naked. I hate that she's a thief. I love that she's slutty. I hate that she's.....Wait, I lost my train of thought. Okay, lovin' LiLo! Case closed. Glad that I was able to work that out....
