Mother And Daughter Both Get DUI's - An Hour Apart!

IDAHO - Idaho authorities say a mother and daughter were arrested for drunken driving within an hour of each other -- the mother when she went to pick up her daughter's dog. The Post Register reports a sheriff's officer stopped 28-year-old Alisha Gardner at 10:56 p.m. Saturday in Idaho Falls after spotting her car swerving and crossing the centerline. Sgt. Jeff Edwards says her blood-alcohol level was twice the legal limit, so Gardner was taken to jail. Just under an hour later, 51-year-old Diana Gardner arrived to pick up her daughter's dog, which was in the car. An officer smelled alcohol on her and a test revealed that her blood-alcohol level was also twice the legal limit, so she was arrested. The report did not say what happened to the dog.

Nice family.  But let's face it, they live in Idaho.  I've been to Idaho.  Idaho would make me drink like a fish all day every day too.  So here's the solution - sober up for a couple of days in the drunk tank, pack up your stuff and get the hell out of Idaho.  And please, don't forget the dog.  Pay attention!

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Man Busted For DUI Twice - IN ONE DAY!

LaFayette, NY - A Connecticut man was charged with driving while intoxicated by state police twice in about 10 hours Monday. Troopers first came in contact with John Simister, 51, of 38 Linda Drive, Milford, Conn., at 12:17 p.m. Monday when he was stopped on Interstate 81 in Tully, troopers said. Simister, who troopers said was doing 80 mph on the highway, was found to have a blood-alcohol content of 0.19. Troopers ticketed Simister and he was released to a sober third party, troopers said. At 10:20 p.m., an off-duty trooper spotted a man drinking alcohol inside a vehicle at the Nice and Easy convenience store in LaFayette. Troopers checked the area, saw the suspect vehicle and attempted to pull it over. The vehicle led troopers on a short pursuit that ended when the it pulled into a driveway on Newell Hill Road in LaFayette, troopers said. Troopers said Simister was again behind the wheel. Simister was arrested again and he was found to have a BAC of 0.17. The legal threshold to DWI is a BAC of 0.08. He was charged with failure to comply, consuming alcohol in a vehicle, failure to keep right and DWI. Simister was arraigned in LaFayette Town Court and ordered held at the Onondaga County Justice Center.

Johnny, Johnny, Johnny.  What the fuck were you thinking?  Or better yet, were you thinking?  I can see screwin' up once behind the wheel.  It's happened to some of the best people I know.  But it's either epic stupidity or balls the size of churchbells to decide to hop in the chariot again and just flaunt that shit in front of the troopers.  If there's one thing I know about cops, it's that they don't like gettin' shown up.  Not cool.  Looks like you'll be walkin' to the convenience store for a while.  By the way, nice neck....

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Actress/Model Estella Warren Booked For DUI, Rampage

USA TODAY - How much trouble can you find in a Toyota Prius? A lot, apparently, if you're actress Estella Warren. Warren, the former Victoria's Secret model who starred in the Planet of the Apes remake, was being held today on suspicion of felony drunken driving for allegedly crashing her Toyota Prius into at least one parked car, the Los Angeles Times is reporting. TMZ.com says it was several cars. As if that wasn't bad enough, she is also alleged to have struck an officer before trying to flee a Los Angeles police station, the Times says. Her bail was set at $100,000, or about four times more than the price of your average Prius. Frankly, we think of Prius drivers as a responsible lot. If you're going to go on a rampage, try something a little more alpha-male, like a Porsche or a Chevy Suburban. Just goes to show that it's not the car, it's the driver.

Say it ain't so, Joe.   No way.   Someone must've roofied Estella.  I just can't believe it.   This is one of my all-time favorite hot chicks. Look at those lips!  Look at those cans!  Canadian swimming star as a youth, Victoria's Secret model as an adult.  Dimepiece personified.  I'm sending the bail money, honey.  Daddy's comin'!!!

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