Gus wants an indoor swimming pool. It's that simple. And Gus gets what Gus wants. Pool on the patio? Sorry folks, this baby's goin' inside where it belongs. Now fill it back up!
Showing posts with label dog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dog. Show all posts
Monday, 25 July 2011
Gus Is The Boss
Gus wants an indoor swimming pool. It's that simple. And Gus gets what Gus wants. Pool on the patio? Sorry folks, this baby's goin' inside where it belongs. Now fill it back up!
Friday, 22 July 2011
One More Reason Why Dogs Rule - Sperm Sniffing Dog Helps Capture Rape Suspect
Sperm Sniffing Dog Helps Nab Rape Suspect
SWEDEN - Prosecutors are crediting a sperm-sniffing police dog with helping build the case against a 23-year-old rape suspect. The sperm-sniffing dog, reported to the only one in southern Sweden, is named Rapports Opus. The suspect is charged with forcing a woman to perform oral sex in a park in Karlskrona, according to Sydöstran, a regional newspaper. The dog found traces of semen at the scene of the crime. They were sent to a lab for analysis and were found to match the 23-year-old suspect’s DNA. Rapports Opus underwent a year’s training to become a certified sperm-sniffing dog, graduating from the dog academy last year, according to The Local, an English language publication in Sweden. “He’s the only dog in southern Sweden specialised in tracking sperm,” said B.G. Carlsson, the police officer who trained the dog. Carlsson will be testifying in the trial against the 23-year-old. The case is the first in which evidence found by Rapports Opus will be used in court.
Will the canine heroics never end? What's next, dogs that can fly drones and take out terrorists? Rapports Opus is a modern-day hero for sure. I'm just wondering about the methods involved in his year-long training. That's a lot of sperm....
Thursday, 30 June 2011
Ninja Dog Has Mad Skills
Think a cat would be able to figure this shit out? No freakin' way. Now I understand that the one thing cats do well is climb, but no pussy is gonna figure out how to use that post for leverage. Not on your life. Only dogs can be ninjas.
Friday, 24 June 2011
Drag Race - Dog Vs. Kid - Who Ya Got?
So earlier we had a dog rounding up chickens like a badass. Now we have evidence that these creatures not only can get a job done but they're competitive as hell. You thought Fido might lose this little challenge? Not on your life. Winner, winner, chicken dinner. All day every day.
Little Boss Man Rounds Up The Chickens
Think a freakin' cat could do this? Think again. Just one more reason why dogs are the greatest animals on the planet. Gettin' the job done whatever it takes.
Wednesday, 22 June 2011
It's Bunk's Birthday!
Just the GREATEST. BIRTHDAY. EVER! No presents needed - just cue the balloons. You got a dog, you got balloons, you got a friggin' party! Bunk!
Wednesday, 15 June 2011
Dog Battles His Way Up The Stairs
One more reason dogs rule. You think Lucy is bothered by that collar? Not on your life. She's goin' up those stairs and she's goin' with style. Throw it in reverse and get the job done. Does your average house cat figure this out? No way, just walks away, happy to stay on the first floor until the thing is removed. Rock on, Lucy....
Wednesday, 8 June 2011
Just Your Average, Every Day Video Of A Dog Driving A Car
One more reason why dogs rule. You think a cat could do this? No way. Not enough brains and not enough interest in things like cars and hot rods. Dogs like the stuff guys like. Cats like to lie under the bed. Pay attention!
Thursday, 26 May 2011
