NAPLESNEWS - A 46-year-old Immokalee woman faces charges of stabbing her boyfriend after an argument that began with how much time he spent in a restroom, deputies say. Mary Ramos Martin, of the 100 block of 3rd Street North, Immokalee, was arrested by Collier County sheriff's deputies Saturday pending charges of domestic violence. Martin was accused of stabbing her boyfriend with a 10-inch knife, leaving a gash in his chest that was about 1 foot long, and stabbing him again, leaving another 6-inch cut, according to reports. Ramos Martin then drove away from their home where deputies caught her fleeing the scene in a cream-colored Ford Explorer. The argument began regarding her boyfriend spending time in the public community restroom around a woman who was nude, according to reports.I think orange is a good color on her, don't you? Anyway, I didn't really understand this one until I read that last sentence. But what is spending time "around" a nude woman? And why was she nude? Was the boyfriend nude also? These are the details we need. Otherwise, how can I tell whether Mary Ramos Martin should rot in jail or if I should be sendin' her a little bail money. So many questions, so little time....
